'I made a mistake' : Woman Tries to Impress Date Who Plays Hockey by Showing off Her Non-existent Ice Skating Skills, Ends up With a Broken Nose, Chipped Tooth, and Fractured Wrists

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    Font - Posted by u/greengirl227 11 hours ago TIFU by trying to impress a guy by skating for the first time
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    Font - so i (24f) met a guy through hinge and for lack of a better word i really liked our first two dates and told him i wanted to do something "fun" our next time to which he took that as an opportunity to invite me to go ice skating with him. while this was not what i had in mind i wanted to do it anyways. this guy was a former ice hockey player so i knew he could skate, and for some reason i thought i could impress him...
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    Font - so the day comes, i lace my skates and get ready. he tells me to use the side of the rink to start but i want to prove i can do better than that... i push myself off of the side, immediately catching my skate sideways and flying forwards, dramatically landing on both of my hands and face and causing a scene. i just kinda lay there in pain until paramedics eventually were called and took me to a local hospital
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    Font - long story short i have a scaphoid and thumb fracture in my left wrist, a fourth and fifth metacarpal fracture in my right hand, and a broken nose and black eye along with a chipped front tooth. all because i wanted to show off my skating skills. whoops
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    Font - TL;DR: wanted to show off my ice skating skills to a date who played ice hockey. ended up eating shit and breaking both my hands
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    Font - Let_you_down +2. 10 hr. ago Lmao. He knew you weren't a great ice skater, the whole point was for you to get your bearings and then use him for balance as he is a decent skater as an excuse to hold hands. 4.5k Reply Share
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    Font - greengirl227 OP 10 hr. ago ooh... well so much for that then on the bright side he just asked me if i wanted to get dinner so maybe i didn't lose my chance 43.1k Reply
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    Font - Let_you_down +2. 10 hr. ago Obviously if a guy is trying to be all sneaky with holding hands, and getting you to lean on him and show off his skills, he likes you.
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    Font - Just ah- maybe don't try to impress him this next dinner by like chugging some Regret Hot Sauce (12 M Scoville Heat Units) or swallowing a brat and bun without chewing or some other equally dangerous thing like eating something you are allergic to just to show that food who is the boss.
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    Font - Provided there isn't another emergency room visit in the near future, you are in! 4 Reply Share 1.8k
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    Font - durx1 5 hr. ago I ate a shit ton of Carolina reaper wings once with no water to impress my then gf, now wife. Unfortunately, the aftermath in my bowels was felt and heard in her tiny apartmen
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    Font - Johan Pertama 4 hr. ago Hi. Moron here. +1. This happened many years ago. I ate dinner already and was about to sit down and play games all night. Got asked out by girl Ive been texting for a while.
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    Font - Decided to show off my knowledge of the food scene and took her to a thai food fest. Bought way way too much food. Girl decides to do the thing where they barely eat and ask you to finish up. Decided to plow through like a moron.
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    Font - Stomach decided to channel Kali and became death, the destroyer of worlds. Half digested food travelled upwards reaching for the heavens. My ego crawling to the abysses of hell.
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    Font - Long story short. That was my last date with her and I have more respect to my bodily limits now.

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